This great being who devoted part of his life and leisure time fun to screw us to others. This little monkey that after long and hard hours of hard thinking concluded that 'if something can go wrong will go wrong' no turning back, I look at it, it is.
Let us look at an example: You
of the bottle with your colleagues, after 4 long drinks to carry around, exerting a strong influence on the difficult task of not know the difference between concepts such as tits parallelized Yola Berry and the music of Belinda (clearly one of the two has not been helped by an expert), you are about to prepare another drink again, when your eyes can see that the bottle is empty.
That is Murphy's Law!
For this situation one be kind, sensitive, loving, peaceful ... a Teletubby, has developed the Anti-Murphy's Law, which is that, following the example above:
Then a colleague sees you in the situation and says, 'Damn! If you still for some Cubata, ice appears that with some more of what you'll see. " Welcome
're Anti-Murphy's Law!
Here's where I come. For each Anti-Murphy's Law will always be an Anti-Anti-Murphy's Law.
situation already entered, you reluctantly to you for your bottle, you pick, you look suspiciously absent nearly the same content and make a gesture of approval. You go to the bag of ice, roll up your sleeves to be dry the clothes, put in the hand and the only thing bichosbola bags are 3, 2 ants, a menthol cigarette stick and a half (which no doubt keep in a pocket as if the grace of God it were).
Anti-Anti-Murphy's Law! Like hell you will find ice on the carrying bag resting on the ground 3 hours at room temperature 30 º C average in a crowded place that gives off more warmth Survivors Miriam Sanchez!
After a good time doing work with my half neuron Cubata example, some more flowed alone: \u200b\u200b
Ketchup
You go to McDonalds, you approach the 35-year old lady I like your smile embers boss splinters in the toenails under the counter and ask a BigMac, 3 potatoes, some nuggets and 2 HappyMeals (For though hard to admit you know that you collect the dolls!). When you have everything, go to a table, you start to spread the ketchup for that huge amount of calories until you see realize that you have not had enough ketchup! [Murphy's Law] In the chick would be thinking the counter? They know full well that the people will not there for the burgers but for the ketchup!
In a glimmer of inspiration you approach the counter and drop the great phrase that baffles all employees of McDonalds' I can give much much much ketchup, please? " and you get it! [Anti-Murphy's Law]
You returned to your table with your smile from ear to ear as if the head of that just give you the ketchup embers under the table, and you finally start spread the ketchup on the wealth of high-fat meal. You became no more packets of said sauce, but who cares? You have no or a potato without bathing in that concoction of carbohydrates and preservatives.
When you just eat whatever was on the table start to put all the pieces of paper and cardboard over the tray and then empty the trash when you discover that behind one of the very nice cardboard boxes happymeal ranción you have left a potato, of course, no ketchup. [Anti-Anti-Murphy's Law]
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